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Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.
Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.
by tirtle July 2, 2018
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Shitplank

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.
Devries are the king of shitplanks.
by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014
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Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.
Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.
by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016
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Shitalization

1). Shit is fucked up, and or being in a shitty situation. 2). Confused as shit as to what is happening in a given situation when you should be. 3). When use and or using of the word “shit”, is implied yet not enough substance to cover the entirety of what is happening in your current state. 4). When there is absolutely no conceivable way and or words to describe ones current state and or situation, when just saying “what?” and or “what the shit?” Is not efficient enough.
When you come home from work and there are thirty are so cars in and around your home and is obvious that a party is going on that you did not approve nor receive an invite, and as you walk in there is no one yelling “Surprise!”, but yet some asking, “who are you this is a private party”. And you instantly roar out in utter disgust, “ What in Shitalization!” • ViA • Roy•Robert’s
by Werds•Never•Written September 5, 2020
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shitline

Another name for Hitline, a channel on the Muzak business music service. Hitline plays only the shittiest top 40 pop and hip hop music they can find, hence the name Shitline. Quick, think of the shittiest song you know. That song probably plays on Shitline 400 times a day.

Shitline is supposed to play in some places, I'm sure, but most places it's heard is because one of the teenage girls on staff slinked back and changed the music from FM One or Hot FM while the manager was out. Just think about it, no self-respecting adult would willingly force their customers to listen to Nicki Minaj making god-only-knows-what-noises-those-are or Justin Bieber doing whatever he does at ear-piercing volumes through that heavily-distorting 50-year-old set of ceiling speakers. Maybe they would at Gitmo, but not at Denny's.
Karen's enjoyment of her high-quality meal at Applebee's was disturbed because Shitline was loudly blaring from the ceiling speakers.
by Booger Queen Dairy King January 27, 2021
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Shitlan

a very bad person. will be rude to you, sucks at black jack, begs for money.
Hey shitlan.
by fuck you kid January 28, 2022
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shitliary

The woman that is Hillary Clinton. *shudders*
I'm not voting for Shitliary in '08.
by Steven/Shannon February 1, 2008
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