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Shitalia

(n.)The proper name for the shittiest manga made to lure degenerate fantards who know nothing about the cruel and real history of the world. Countries are bastardized to please uneducated teens who probably also fap to Edward Cullen. The fans are usually obsessed with mochibuttsex.
fantard 1: Sausages doing pasta(aaaa) is so kawaii dess!!!

fantard 2: Genocide is more kawaii nyaaaa n__n America is my hubby <3

HipsterHitler: Goddamn those Shitalia fans!!!!!
by Burritomaster October 22, 2010
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Shitliac

Similar to the disease Celiac where people have Gluten Intolerance, but with Shitliac people have Bullshit Intolerance.
There’s no known cure for Shitliac. The best you can do is to manage the symptoms by staying away from salesmen and politicians.
by TDinKS October 9, 2019
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Shitalian

When you ask an It*lian what their nationality is.
He said he was a Shitalian, I don't want to talk to him anymore.
by Slxed May 24, 2022
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shitalian

I term used as a derogatory comment towards italian people. It is a combination of the word shit and italian. First heard it written on the wall in a public restroom. Can also be used to describe the country of Italy as Shitaly.
That Giovani is such a shitalian.
All those fucken shitalians can go fuck themselves.
by Ah-El December 24, 2004
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Switalian

A person from the canton of Ticino, the Italian speaking, southernmost canton of Ticino. Switalians, while having Swiss citizenship, are not completely Swiss or Italian.

They have the rudeness,unfriendliness, arrogance and are as anal as the Swiss but are sleazy, thick headed and aggressive like Italians. Restaurants serve cheese fondue, pizza and pasta side by side.
Any and all Ticinese people are Switalians.

How to identify a Switalian: A person in southern Switzerland who allows you to struggle to speak to them in what little Italian you know for ten minutes, then responds in perfect English. Why? Because the only reason you don't speak fluent Italian in their mind is because you are a stupid American.

A Switalian waiter: A waiter who acts like you have down's syndrome and they hate you.

A Switalian real estate agent: A real estate agent who grudgingly answers your 30th phone call and demands a 12 month deposit for an apartment.

A Switalian store: A store that closes at 6PM every night except for weekends, when it doesn't open at all.

A Switalian cab driver: an older gentleman usually wearing an Italian suit and driving a Mercedes, BMW or Jaguar who charges you 20 CHF ($18.50) to drive you about a mile, an extra 2 CHF for driving you past 10PM and an extra 2 CHF for every piece of luggage you have.

A Switalian McDonalds: A place where a small Burger Royal (quarter pounder) Menu(meal) costs 13 CHF, no free refills, and ketchup costs .50 CHF a pack.

A Switalian cafe: A place (Argentino) where the food and service suck and Arabs go to be seen and speak a combination of French, Arabic and English in every sentence. Wow you speak 3 languages but I'm pretty sure, when combined, they are GIBBERISH!

A Switalian Movie theater: a small room with a big screen TV, half of which is taken up by the subtitles in 4 languages.

A Switalian construction worker: A man who does any thing but work and spends his day whistling and yelling at passer by. Similar to American construction workers, but with short jean shorts and bronze legs.

A Switalian black person: Someone currently at large or in jail due to recent changes in Swiss law.

Switalian weed: Leafy, stemy and stingy weed usually grown outdoors, but kosher to smoke almost anywhere.

Switalian Latina's: Non-existent.

Switalian hospitals: Places predominantly occupied by Franklin College students from Thursday to Sunday, every week.

Switalian Gangs: Groups of high school students who drive around on brightly colored scooters (bicycles with small engines) and matching clothes.
by Swamerican February 26, 2008
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Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.
Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.
by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016
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Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.
Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.
by tirtle July 2, 2018
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