Shit Tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

shit tickler

Giving it large up the poo pipe.

Aw man he walking like di john wayne, he gotta be a shit tickler.

by krazybone February 17, 2004

shit ticket

Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination

Shit ticket

by Greg stegs February 2, 2010

Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

Shit Tickler

A male who isn't sure if he is gay or not. He just sticks it in enough to tickle the shit, like testing the waters of something new and adventerous.

"I haven't seen Van with a girlfriend in quite some time, I think he's a total shit tickler these days."

by Bogu7883 October 27, 2025

Shit n tickle

When a girl is taking a huge dump on your chest and right after it falls onto the guy's (or girl's) neck, they begin to gentlely lick the anus of the aforementioned shitter.

Tom: Alright baby, SHIT ALL OVER ME!
Jenny: *pushing hard* Fuuuuuccckkkkkk!!!
Turd: *plop*
Tom: Are you ready for a Shit n tickle? *licks jenny's asshole*

by The Penir Kitty April 24, 2011