Shitwreck

The phenomenon where a shit is so big that that it crests the water in the bowl resulting in said shit being partially in the water and out of the water. Similar to the visual where a ship that has crashed and is sinking.

Man I just took a shitwreck in that public toilet since I couldn’t make it to my home base toilet in time.

by Btk23 March 3, 2019

Shipwreck Casual

A cross between a ship-wreck refuge and this fall's Brooks Brothers catalog.

After six espresso martini's, he was looking quite shipwreck casual.

by Ura Valanche December 20, 2011

pineapple shipwreck

When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.

A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.

Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.

by Pineapples & Coconuts April 19, 2011

Shipwreck

The opposite of shipmate. A crew member who is an all round liability and as competent as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

Tim: "Alright John, did you do as i asked?"
John: "I forgot"
Tim: "Okay shipwreck I ll get someone else to do it"

by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010

pirate shipwreck

Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.

Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.

by Scumbag 2 April 28, 2006

norwegian shipwreck

A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass

after I gave her a pink sock she turned around and gave me a norwegian shipwreck, what a bitch.

by Invisidude November 29, 2010

Shipwreck tits

The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.

"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."

by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011