ass load of shit

a large deposit of fecal matter (shit) in the colon

also known as a large amount of undesirable object

when someone is a flaming homosexual they often make sweet sweaty love to an "ass load of shit"

person 1: can you hang out today?
person 2: no, I have an ass load of shit to do

by Rio Cafe April 11, 2010

this shit wont fucking load

when something takes a million years just to fucking load

god damn this shit wont fucking load

by dum stupid boi December 3, 2020

six shit loads

A lot of practically anything.

esp digestion or feacel matter relating to uncomftability of the digestion

"Man after all that Turkey I got six shit loads of brown carpet to lay down"

"I had to carry six shit loads of that stuff up and down the stairs"

also applies with vomit or the contents of one's stomach

by yourmotherthepope July 1, 2007

shitload

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.

by lightbulb March 14, 2004

metric shitload

A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.

I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend

by Twigman May 29, 2003

shitload of bullfuck

Noun used to express extreme dislike of an object or situation. A favorite phrase of James Rolfe, the "Angry Video Game Nerd."

This game sucks ass! It's a shitload of bullfuck!

by A.M.A. January 2, 2009

what a shitload of fuck

common expression used by the angry video game nerd. Used to express anything extremely frustrating, confusing, annoying, or stupid

I remember playing ET on the Atari, I tell you, what a shitload of fuck

by Destoroyah September 9, 2010