Shit dick

An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.

Adam Sandler probably has shit dick.

by Madam fragz February 25, 2018

Shit-Dick

An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.

Guy1: Ur so bad at maths, your a fucking shit-dick!
Guy2: ...
Guy1: *in hospital*

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 03, 2021

shit dick

the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.

man, I ate so much mexican food last night that i took a big shit and got such bad shit dick.

by shitdick!!!1 May 13, 2011

shit dick

a person that has anal with guys or girls

jeeze jamie how many guys did u get last nite u've got mayjor shit dick

by bob February 18, 2004

Shit Dicked

Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.

"Dude want another shot?"

"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"

by B.S. Davi August 29, 2007

Shit-Dick

When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.

1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"

2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"

Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"

Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."

by Sexbombz February 24, 2010

shit dicks

Shit dicks is a term used when expressing anger or disappointment.

Man: Shit dicks, I can't find my tie.

Man 1: Dude, they're out of Coke.
Man 2: Shit dicks, that's my favorite.

Man: Shit dicks, she said she was 18.

by titties12345 August 11, 2011