Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

shiterature

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.

"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."

by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008

shikeria

Shikeria, shikeria is shy but if you get to know her she will talk more and she is also beautiful,intelligent, and she is the most amazing girl you will meet

Person 1: Shikeria need to talk more

Person 2: Get to know her..

by Conceitedkyy June 25, 2017

Shiterature

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.

Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

shikema

Shikema is the guyanese word meaning Skunthole. She is fierce, she is kind and she probably wears glasses. Shikema's are most likely of the Scorpio zodiac sign(Should not be considered a real sign.) She's a supportive friend but do not feel special cause she's a friend hoe, she can't help it. You can depend on a Shikema tho. She has your back. She s lil delusion too.

Shikema wears big glasses and works at Kaiteur News.

by Swarswattie January 17, 2020

Shiker

Someone who neglects to buy a drink for their friends. A contraction of the term "Shout" (Australian slang) and "Piker".

Don't expect Jim to buy you a drink, he's a shiker.

by RP Shakespeare December 2, 2007

Shiera

A friendly person that if you mess with her, she will glock you with a 9mm in the nut sack. When I go to bed I fear her, if you say her name 5 times without the lights she will appear and throw flower petals at you. If you are evil, she will appear and simply glock you once in the nuts. She only does it once because I’m the long run she knows your poor azz can’t afford the to pay the high deductible.

Overall, she is a wonderful person who you can always come to for advice and an incredible singer and is gorgeous.

Mason: “Shiera, Shiera, Shiera, Shiera, Shiera”

Shiera: Yes, You get Glocked him the nutz. POW POW POW.

Me: Nooooooo, I can’t pay the high deductible at the hospital!!!!!

Shiera: Get rekt kid!!!!!!!! I’m Gorgeous, I disappear now with your girl.

Mason: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

by MrTopRamenXD August 8, 2018