Sherk and Dokney are 2 legendary heroes who saved my life more than once with their extremely good looks, and gr8 smelling breath. They are the alternate universe version of Shrek and Donkey, except Sherk and Dokney, are sexy.
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After failing to purchase a blowjob outside the local gay bar, he decided to invite some friends over for taco bell and a Dirty Sherk party.
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Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."
Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
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The name derives from the texture of actual shark skin. Shark skin will allow a hand to move freely in one direction while halting the hand if it were to move in the opposite direction. Liquid chalk or sharkchalk goes on smooth, then grips.
The name derives from the texture of actual shark skin. Shark skin will allow a hand to move freely in one direction while halting the hand if it were to move in the opposite direction. Liquid chalk or sharkchalk goes on smooth, then grips.
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