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smidget

A small person. ie. small + midget = a smidget. Originated in a grade 8 class in Ajax Ontario from a boy named John to a particularly short girl named Nicole. The name stuck and eventually became somewhat of a nickname for her. It was also later used as a "camp name" 3 or 4 years later when she was a camp counsellor. Some times spelled "smidgette". It is also sometimes shortened to "smidgie".
"Our counsellor smidget, she really liked to fidget and we didn't know what to do" "Smidget, get in my backpack!"
by The Little Nicky July 24, 2008
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Smidget

nickname for a person the first name of Smith and is also very short for his or her age; has multiple other definitions; this definition originated in Southern Mississippi in a 6th grade science class in Hancock County Middle School
His nickname is Smidget.
by realsmidget86 February 24, 2011
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Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon
Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget
by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003
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an extremely small midget often mistaken for as a freak of nature who looks like a tyke but has the face of a 70 year old man and when you see him it will usually be at a festival from a tribe of dancing unicorns in the night of which the world will end
Did that fucking shmiget attack my wife who was just about to get ass fucked from behind
by goboomfyourself July 18, 2007
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Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult
Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!
by Maddi P November 25, 2011
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A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)
Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET
by Short Cunt September 20, 2014
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A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.
Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'
by kiordz August 20, 2009
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