shellophobia

fear of blowing up at gas stations

Sarah would always turn off her cell phone, ipod, and the radio when she was at gas stations for fear of blowing up and she would not let anyone open car doors while the gas was being pumped due to her shellophobia.

by aprilmayjuneoctober November 24, 2006

Shellcock

shel-kok

1. an inability to attain or sustain an erection for the performance of a sexual act caused by the viewing or experiencing of something grotesquely disturbing.

This was derived from the term "Shell shock" which was a term used to describe soldiers that were disoriented and unable to focus after returning from combat.

"I didn't get laid last night because my boyfriend had shellcock from walking in on my grandma while she was giving herself an anal enema".

by Shepcock January 19, 2011

shello

A coy greeting, originated from one of the black '70s tv shows, though I cannot remember which. Either JJ on "Good Times" or Raj on "What's Happening?" If you know, please tell! It was always used when greeting a pretty young thing.

"Shello. Would it be possible for me to get your phone number?"

by kita-kita August 28, 2005

shello

what flaming fanny bandits say when the answer the phone/messages.

when steven answered the phone he said "shello".

by youreafagot October 7, 2008

Shellhorse

A rusted beat-up Volvo with piss-poor mud flaps and a rubbish clutch. All investments have gone into headlights and headlight wipers.

In summary: A shit car driven by a Bloat wagon.

Hey, let's go on a McTrip in the Shellhorse!

by Schnibble March 25, 2004

Shelldown

Typically occurs, when DeeJay Pun is on stage.

I Can't wait to go that event to hear Pun Shelldown.

by Trini Lingo November 21, 2018

shellnowerx

slang for the shell company shellwerx whos shells never work: shell-no-werx.

Wow man I can't get over the uptime for this company. They're down 80% of the time. Their name should be Shellnowerx, not Shellwerx.

by rusty shackelfordson October 15, 2005