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sheffield wednesday band

Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!
Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?
by crazy joe August 10, 2004
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Sheffield Shagpile

You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.

The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.
Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.
by KJK72 July 31, 2008
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Sheffield united

A small little football club who have been in the shadow of their rivals a MASSIVE club called Wednesday for many years. A fat little prick named billy sharp can be seen missing chances at their shithole stadium Bramhall lane
“We’re sheffield united and we’re fucking shit
by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019
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Sheffield Sandwich

When a girl places a flaccid cock and balls between her feet and squeezes

them together as hard as she can. Also known as a "Billinghurst Surprise".
I took her back to my hotel room and she gave me a Sheffield Sandwich.
by MsP January 21, 2015
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Sheffield United

Shit and very small club in Sheffield. Whereas Sheffield Wednesday are the biggest team in England
by A Jamie FC fan/subscriber November 18, 2020
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Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield Wednesday F.C., a football club who believes they rule the world and are the biggest thing since sliced bread.. in truth, they are no bigger than a bucket!

Their shameful team, full of rejects and specialties play their 'football' at a place called Hilsborough. Again, the Sheffield Wednesday faithful (about 15,000) belive they have the biggest, best and most modern football ground in Yorkshire.. No. The clubs infront of you for 'nice' football grounds would be, Sheffield United, Leeds United, Hull City, Doncaster Rovers and Chesterfield.

Your average Sheffield Wednesday fan, is a boozed up narrow minded pig, who will always say to Sheffield United fans, "we're betta than ya, n always wil bi". No, infact the last 9 years show this as you have turned to a small, mediocre and insignificant club to the football league.
My mates just become a Sheffield Wednesday fan.. Kil him, quick.
by Blade. September 23, 2011
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Sheffield Hallam University

An institution of legends. Though they may not be quite so keen on flicking through books as their academic counterpart down the road they sure as hell have more fun.

Generally deemed as more attractive than ‘Uni of’
They most certainly would rather be a poly than a cunt
Oh does he go to Sheffield Hallam University? He must surely be quite the dashing gentleman who knows how to have fun during his studies
by YorkshireManAmI May 15, 2018
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