shawshank

Morning ritual, Shit, shower shave and wank.

Felt much better after my shawshank this morning.

by Andy13 May 27, 2005

Shawshanks

The slang for cigarettes, used by british teenagers. Most commonly used when discussing strong cigarettes e.g. Lucky Strikes.

Jack Sweet you got the shawshanks?

No Thom i only brought Leaf and Twine!

by JackThomRoman January 12, 2009

shawshank

To wriggle through a tube like area full of filth

Stewie said to Brian, "Maybe you should forget about your pride and worry about the creepy crawlies shawshanking their way out your balloon knot."

Family Guy

by Milton Waddams January 24, 2007

shawshank

Comes from the movie The Shawshank Redemtion, and means to break out or get away with something (out of jail, or just out of trouble)

*1* Get me the hell outta this jail cell!!!! i am so gonna go shawshank if u dont bust me out quick!
*2* You betta shawshank out of this, or he is gonna kick your ass!

by Hops July 05, 2005

shawshanking

When you are stuck in a miserable job, working for the devil (aka - the warden) and you slowly start to chip away at your escape while plotting to take the boss down when you leave.

"How do you put up with that bitch on two legs?"

"Don't worry about me...I'm shawshanking."

by cp_709 July 29, 2009

Shawshanking

The art of mastering a public poo by releasing your poo when the other occupant flushes their toilet.

Much like when Tim Robbins masks the sound of banging the pipes to coincide with the thunder.

Man the lady across the hall always goes to the bathroom the same time I do. I've learned to let my poos out at the same time she flushes so she cannot hear the sounds. I'm shawshanking my poos like a pro!

by ForgingGal September 03, 2014

Shawshanked

A term used to describe the general pain and suffering felt the next morning after a particularly rough night

Guy: hey man, you have a good one last night?

Guy2: yeah, but I feel utterly shawshanked this morning *bleurggh*

Guy: ....mate

by Xyphious November 19, 2009