Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.

"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.

by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013

Seatuation

The state of seating possibilities in a public place.

- So, you still haven't got any seat?
- No, it's kind of a rough seatuation.

by Ellie@TheNellie February 23, 2012

Shitcation

A shitty vacation.

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"

by BroMike November 8, 2012

shanarion

a sweet loving person. Someone who is very dependable, and trustworthy. He/She loves to have fun, and enjoys making other people happy. This person can also have a dark side, but very easy to get along with. These people are very hard to take seriously given the simple fact that, 90% of the time, they're always joking around.

i hope the person i marry is Shanarion

by adollamakemehollahoneybooboo August 28, 2012

shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.

"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."

by Inachi June 4, 2015

snatiation

Sneezing non-stop after over stuffing your face in a HUGE meal. Usually happen during after lunch time in an open office where everyone notices your sneezes.

Me: Why won't you stop sneezing? Nick: Ugh... Sorry! That's because I have Snatiation. My doctor told me that it happens when I eat too much.

by panging March 15, 2017

stagnation

Da lazy 'n' listless status of a fertile deer with a big rack of horns when he isn't "getting any".

Bambi was suffering major stagnation when he was all "rarin' to go" but had "no place to stick it"; when Faline found out about it, she pranced over to make a "doenation", thus "relieving the pressure" and making Bambi feel frisky and lively again.

by QuacksO December 6, 2021