sharticle

A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air

Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”

by Nicholas D May 4, 2022

sharticle

The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.

Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.

by Estacada James September 25, 2006

Smarticus

A smart-ass term used when someone has done something extremely stupid.

Kid: Oh man. I just waved to a blind kid.
Kid 2: Way to go, Smarticus.

by Ap. June 7, 2007

Sparticus Furray

The most awesome ginger cat in the world ever.

'I so wish my cat was as awesome as Sparticus Furray'
'Not possible, he is the most awesome cat in the world ever'

by Spartys mum February 26, 2013

shartdusting

an attempt to crop dust in which the person sharts, but continues to crop dust anyway

That doesn't smell like you were crop dusting, it smells like you were shartdusting!

by Sir Brownyorkawitz January 22, 2011

Smartacus

1) Taken from the name Spartacus, it refers to someone who is really smart.

2) It can also refer to someone who has a really smart or good idea.

3) A genius.

1) I am so smart, I am such a Smartacus.

2) That is such a good idea. That was a very Smartacus thing for you to say.

3) You Smartacus! You are such a genius.

by Bob Knight January 4, 2009

Sharticles

A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.

Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.

by His Goochness September 28, 2008