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boy #1 sup, where you from?
boy #2 south beach projects, staten island
boy #1 wow u from staten? that place is mad whack
boy #2 hahaha wow dude u a shaolin hater
boy #2 south beach projects, staten island
boy #1 wow u from staten? that place is mad whack
boy #2 hahaha wow dude u a shaolin hater
shaolin hater by shqipe718 November 14, 2009
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shaolin diet
The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.
shaolin diet by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017
Shaolin 42 fake-out
The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.
The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.
Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.
Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.
Shaolin 42 fake-out by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019
Shaolin Monfon
Also know as Monfon. Sometimes referred to as Shaolin. Not to be confused with Shaolin soccer.
The greatest of all time. Shaolin Monfon can manifest as a group or an individual. In any way or form, Shaolin Monfon is what gets you going.
The greatest of all time. Shaolin Monfon can manifest as a group or an individual. In any way or form, Shaolin Monfon is what gets you going.
Shaolin Monfon by Monfizzy January 30, 2020
Shaolin funk
It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.
Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.
Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.
Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.
Shaolin funk by JAbedtime July 25, 2023