A recently founded Cult based in California but rapidly gainaing ground elsewhere, the mission of the Cult is to spread the Word of Vince and enlighten the world to the Shamwow, the only shammy that works wet or dry
by Prophet of Vince June 4, 2009
Get the The Cult of ShamWow mug.To ejaculate on the lower part of the back after performing doggy style, mop up the junk using a super absorbent yellow towel. Hold the towel in your fist then donkey-punch the submissive and yell out ShamWOW!!
by SMBKRTan November 17, 2009
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1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
by VinceOffer March 31, 2009
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by Hibbster July 29, 2011
Get the Shamwowed mug.Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!
by Darius_09 August 29, 2009
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Get the Shamwow (guyanese version) mug.A girl who generally comes from the bush & loves horses. Most Shanowah's have blonde hair and can't spell very good. Shanowah's are beautiful inside and out. The love family & love their fitness. They love to have fun and sometimes tend to be a bad girl.
by smorr26 January 10, 2013
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