Dig a hole in the sand

Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.

Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."

Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."

Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

shandre

Is one of the many forgotten or unused greek words used to describe incredible beauty, came of the greek story shandre the dancer, who was blond very beautiful and was an unbelieveable dancer with very very beautiful eyes that could see trough ones soul and lies. She used to love a farm boy named johan but they were seperated due to johan's idiotic acts of foolishnes. It is said that johan still waits to this day to be with shandre, and it also said that the kiss they share at that moment when they meet again would be one made by the god of love himself watching in envy of these too. Also made an expresion "like the undying love of johan" . Other words to describe shandre,beautiful,sexy

"They're like johan and shandre." "Man! I wish we could be like johan and shandre"

by meneer bewer August 24, 2012

sand bagging

To deliberately perform at a lower level than you are capable of

He was sandbagging at practice, but kicked ass at the track meets.

by Rob D. October 18, 2003

Sandalgate

The biggest political scandal since Watergate, hence the name.

Said scandal occurred when Dubya paid an unannounced farewell visit to Baghdad. During a press conference an Iraqi journalist stood up and threw a pair of shoes at our President, one at a time. Using carefully honed Texan lightning reflexes, Dubya dodged the "shoe bombs" with a huge grin on his face. Hilarity ensued.

Sandalgate is also called "Shoe-icide attack" or "Bush's Boot Camp"

by Reached December 20, 2008

sand muncher

An individual who commits oral on a girl at the beach, thus leaving sand in his/her mouth. The end result: a sandy surprise.

Wow! That kid Jack is a real sand muncher!

by Fishbait June 18, 2020

sand

Something Anakin Skywalker hates very, very much.

"I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

by Princess Drax August 26, 2016

sand hanitizer

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

by gummygoodness September 26, 2012