Shamlock

Person who sits in the back of class pretending to be constantly high, but has never actually smoked weed.

Will Beaver is a shamlock.

by Steve Burke March 20, 2003

shamcock

"Black Irish", usually of Denzelian Irish Descent: foreboding creamy white on the outside, all black on the cockside."Yea!!!!"Also known as the central most important holiday of the year, of the cult religion, known as vulva destroyerists.

Also known as Vulva Destroyer. Betty picked up a skinny redheaded freckled white guy who shamcocked her 6 ways to Sunday.

by B Ddawson (two d's for double the pimpin") March 15, 2008

shamcock

a penis with four testicles resembling the shape of a four leaf clover

Alex and Ian found a lucky four ball shamcock while frolicking through the pasture

by dson311 April 22, 2009

shamrockeeny

From the old irish,to leap in the air and click ones heels together,often with a yelp of pure delight.

yo did you check janie mcilhany shamrockeenying over the moon last night,tight.

by redshank March 22, 2008

blue shamrock

A dump; usually a rundown bar filled with fruitflies. Owner is a joke and has a crooked head

Why would you want to go to that “dump “ “blue shamrock “

by Crooked Head November 7, 2019

Cambridge shamrock

When, on St. Patrick's day (or night), a guy living or staying in Cambridge blows his load on his girl, preferably her face, while simultaneously flinging a handful of bright green glitter at her so it sticks to the jizz.

Yeah, we fucked for a bit, but when she asked me to turn off the Dropkick Murphys playing in the background I had to give her a Cambridge shamrock.

by TheZombiecorn August 17, 2010

Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019