Shammy shits

Getting diarrhea immediately after drinking a shamrock shake.

Hey boss can't come into work today I have the shammy shits, the mintyness burns my anus.

by Mr.GordonPlow February 18, 2021

shamm

VERB: to shamm.

Not doing what you are supposed to be doing and not getting caught. It is an extremely common term in the US Military used to describe escaping work unessarily. Used especally to decribe someone who left you painting rocks on your own, or some other stupid detail.

Damn that shammer! He left at lunch and never came back!

Jackinson never showed up to PT in the morning? Nobody said anything to him? He could shamm out of a murder trial!

by Anime-Addict September 9, 2008

Shammit

A delightful mix of "Shit" and "Dammit".

Ben: Shammit!!!
Caitlin: What?
Ben: I stubbed my toe.
Caitlin: Ooo, ouch.

by The Flying Filipino October 31, 2005

shahmeer

A guy so awesome that girls have orgasm just hearing his name. Top models want gorgeous sex with him.

Ted : shahmeer. OMG I just came, dont say that over here: the hottest girl in church

by Cheesyb December 13, 2010

Shahim

He's a godlike looking sexy as guy who gets so much pussy that he doesn't even need to eat normal food anymore

Girl1: Who is that hot guy who makes my pussy wet just starring at him. Girl2:OMG IT IS SHAHIM.MY PUSSY JUST BECAME WET

by Troublemaker123 January 3, 2017

shammy

an expensive rag used specifically for wipeing up nut

eww whats that?" "go get the shammy

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Shaham

the cutest canadian kid with the biggest eyes.

Shaham is cuter than Usher.

by Sarah December 30, 2004