pussy shifters

Paddle shifters on a automatic transmission car.

Bob wants to think he is in full control of his car so he paid extra for a set of pussy shifters.

Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".

by TimeToFap July 28, 2014

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Shafter

(abbr.)See you after

Particularly prevalent among skangers in the North Dublin area.

You going now Jonno? Ah ree, Shafter!

by Furious George March 28, 2004

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shifters

a biscuit or cookie type snack...made from bran...just pure bran. good substitute for laxatives

Alex: oh man i was on the crapper for hours after eating that shifter.
Josh: Haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!

by bofredlington February 1, 2006

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Shafterbirth

leftovers from masturbation...

you left shafterbirth on your pillow

by ikickedmspiggy January 7, 2015

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A food, drink, or object (basically any noun) that may have caused your intended shit or fart to become a shart, thereby having something to blame on when you took a “fart” in the middle of a routine.

Bill: Holy shit Dave! Your khakis smell like shit!

Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.

Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.

Dave: Fuck off Bill.

by SharterStarter June 21, 2019

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Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

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