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Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.
I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.
by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010
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Snackcident

When you haven been planning on eating but you accidentally do.
I was walking pass my kitchen, minding my own business when I slipped and fell with my open mouth into box of donuts.
Tim, "where's my donuts?"
Monika, " I had a little snackcident "
by Montheweasel December 19, 2015
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Snackcident

When during a drunken eating binge, the situation goes terribly awry...
Schultz,"Dude, what happened to your couch?"

Chris, "Sarah was all fucked and she had a Snackcident, she spilled chili all over the place..."

Schultz, "Damn! that blows, were you pissed?"

Chris, "Na, you know Sarah, she is very Snackcident prone.."
by Edgar666 November 23, 2009
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Snacident

n. An incident in which your snack falls on the floor or suffers some other fate, rendering it inedible.
"Hey, you knocked my chips ahoy on the floor, and now I can't eat 'em. That's one bad snacident."
by Kris & Vicki April 8, 2008
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Snaccident

When an unexpected opportunity to snack occurs which can not be avoided, and therefore can not be blamed on the snacker.
Zeus the dog had a snaccident when Cassie dangled Josh's pet gerbil, Zack in front of his face. Poor Zack.

"Susan, where's the rest of the sour cream and cheddar chips?", he asked. She said "Sorry Rob, there was an unfortunate snaccident involving those chips today."
by UnderTheGun42 February 10, 2010
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snackcident

Having an accident while attempting to serve and/or eat snacks.
Bar Patron: Do you have any snacks?
Bartender: Sure. (Starts to scoop snacks and spills them all over the bar and behind the bar).
Restaurant Server: (walking by) Oops, looks like you had a snackcident!
by Server girl September 8, 2009
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Shwaccident

When youre next to your best friend and you both accidentally shart at the same time.
Yo, last night be and my buddy had a shwaccident.
by Poke prince June 7, 2020
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