Shablasted

Hidden in the book of Genesis in the Torah is a passage which contains G-d's commandment for getting Shablasted off of Manischewitz wine on Shabbat. The passage reads, "Thou shalt take six shots on the holy day of rest and get Shablasted but no more, for your hand shall rest on the seventh shot. For your commitment to this commandment, the lord will bless thee with promises of plentiful and willing baddies and smite thy cockblocks with his mighty hand." Genesis 4:20-6:9

Max: Did you see Evan chug that entire bottle of Manischewitz at that party last night? He must have been hammered!
Rachel: Yeah bro was totally Shablasted!

by Evskavinski 6 March 3, 2025

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