Seamus

An irish man with much athority over everyone.

His Blood alcohol level is approximately 90% crown royal, on average drinks a skid of rye

Seamus drank a skid of rye for breakfast

student 1: how much did you drink last night?
student 2: i drank a 26er of rye!
student 1; you pulled a Seamus!

Seamus by \m/ metal! April 4, 2010

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Seamus Doherty

An absolute unit from Nobber and just an all round madman

Townies: look its Seamus Doherty run

Seamus Doherty by Big baldy nigerian November 2, 2018

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Seamusing

A loud, unholy amount of music played over a microphone

My friend is Seamusing

Seamusing by Seamus H April 6, 2022

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seamus

A drain, through which vast amounts of alcohol is poured, yet no effect is ever gained. unless belligerence can be counted. Then in that case it doesnt take much.

The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won handily, with his penis. And by win I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.

And so the legend lives on

Justin- Hey where did my whisky go?

Connor-The ghost of seamus past took it along with your virginity.

Seamus- Its true

seamus by Connor TEEHEE January 28, 2012