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Sex Kitten

A sickly kitten going to die soon, which is used for intercourse, so as not to harm a healthy kitten.
"Hey I found a sex kitten on the road. Do you want to come over and try it out?"
by Ghgh55 June 8, 2018
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skitten

A part kitty, part skittle, cat-like creature that makes for a zomg-awesome pet, and a tastey snack.
They come in 6 different, funtastic colours and flavours!
Jeff: I iz hungry.
skitten: leMIEWWWW.
Jeff: IMUNA EATCHOU.
Jeff: *eats skitten*
skitten: *dead*
by Bea Afraid May 1, 2008
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Alaskan Sex Kitten

Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
“After performing the Alaskan sex kitten I felt one with nature.”
by Princess Runnin Fast Goin Slow October 10, 2013
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sexistence

A person who has sex to exist or sustain daily needs or wants.Sexistence was a way of life for the hooker
by W.M.S- AKA " Poison" January 14, 2010
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sexkitty

golly jee well a sexkitty is a very scrumpshalicious bunch of intellegent pretties
that is so

JEE-EL-AYE-EM-OH-ARE-OH-YOU-ES
sexkitty is an example
by TAZOR June 20, 2008
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sex kitten

1. a nickname randomly given to a best friend after a fight.
2. a nickname perferably used to give sexually appealing people a better place in the world.
3. a cheap hooker found in reno.
where'd you get your sex kitten?
reno.
by Paige and daytona June 11, 2008
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sex kitten

an over sexed girl, usualy a slutty little young girl
she is a sex kitten
by JDOGG June 2, 2004
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