severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"

Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package

by IamPeter June 13, 2015

Severino

Smart dude who is also kinda lazy

man, he is such a severino

by sadmadladdad January 22, 2019

severance pay

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.

"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"

by David Davids0n December 29, 2009

Severino

A g who likes sports, probably surfing, and is pretty raftus.

That dude is like severino af.

by MrBeers October 31, 2023

Severance Hump

Similar to break up sex.

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.

by Amirod December 11, 2010

saverino

To be a badass. BAMF. Hardcore. Tasty. To exude excellence in extremely large amounts and without fail.

That Rob dude was so saverino that my panties are soggy with desire.

by theSavvy1 May 27, 2011

sevriana

She is the best person you'll ever meet.she always has your back.sometimes really crazy friend.If you do something dumb she won't care cause you chose to do it.She is the daughter of god.And she loves god with all her heart

(omg is that sevriana) she cares about everyone's life's

She's the best for sure

by Smile all day December 31, 2017