September 5, 2023

The day Ravitar the Great donned the cap and gown, emerging from the hallowed halls of academia armed with an English major, it's a day to savour, an ode to her Highness's literary prowess. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare!

Upon September 5, 2023, mark thy calendars, for it shall be a day of mirth and wisdom, the grandest ode to the art of English!

by Nietzschean _in_denial September 4, 2023

5 september

If your birthday is on 5 september your very lucky and pretty and beautiful and yes so yeah i could write a whole book about it👽

‘’Omg isnt her birthday on 5 september?’’
‘’Yea she is so lucky ommmgg’’

by Aaaali February 14, 2021

September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022

September 5

National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.

“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”

by user3938327438993 September 4, 2022

September 5

When your bsf gives u the best head of your life and you can’t do anything about it😝

On September 5th I got sloppy toppy

by Pesto bismol September 6, 2021

September 5

National kiss M day, kissma guy who’s name starts with M!

Man: Hey, it’s september 5th, kiss me!
Woman: Okay

by urbanbaby September 3, 2022

September 5

Eat a niggas ass day

Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay

by Fartiggle September 4, 2022