sewing machine

A sexual act between a male and female in which the male enters his penis in both the female's vagina and anus in alternating fashion, much like the motion of a needle on a sewing machine.

Wanting to satisfy both of her holes, Bob gave Betty the sewing machine.

by Vee-nus June 12, 2008

Sending a Slanty

When you press your erection against somebody in a grocery store.

Not to be confused with the Grande Slanté, which is when you perform the same act in a ballet class.

Dude, she was totally checking me out, so I tried Sending a Slanty by the frozen vegetables.

by Agnesagnesagnes March 16, 2013

Giving/Sending a Wassup

saying "hello" to someone.
or
wanting someone to say "hi" to someone else for you.

"I'm going to go give Dr. D a wassup."

"Give Ayman a wassup from me!"

"I'm going to see Omar."
"Cool! tell him I sent a wassup"

by ~SS September 1, 2005

Sending A Fax

Another way of saying your taking a dump.

Analogy--the flush handle is the "start" button.

"Bob, where you going?"
"Im sending a fax."

by Why So Serious August 21, 2008

sending it home to jesus

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.

Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus

by jnutt1985 March 27, 2010

Premature Sending

Example 1:

When you are responding to a text message (or e-mail) and you get side-tracked or think of something else, and you click send prematurely.

Example 2:

You're typing / texting and you accidentally hit send

Usually doesn't make sense
Sometimes can have negative effects

person 1: So what are you up to this evening?
person 2: I'm go

*Person 2 demonstrates clear example of premature sending*

by Bozzzy May 21, 2009

Sentinella

The coolest family on the planet. Are full of people who are very good looking, smart, very sexy and funny. Will all get laid by the time they get to 20.

Damn look at that girl

Shes a sentinella

Thought so her body is soo banging

by Boredddddddddddddddddddddddddd December 5, 2012