Seizure Twerk

When you appear to be having a seizure, but really is is just a very bad attempt at performing the butt-shaking phenomena 'twerking'.

person 1: oh my god, he's having a seizure.

person 2: don't worry it's just the seizure twerk.

by kurtbajs February 7, 2014

Skizore

a exclamation of extreme joy induced through new information or revelation

"Dude Jenny wants the rape your brains out."
"Skizore!"

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

hormonal seizure

a hormonal seizure is when a guy/girl is so sexy, it makes you shudder

Sam walked by and Suzelle went into a hormonal seizure

by mizmoss March 6, 2008

face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"

Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF

by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013

brat seizure

When someone is having a ridiculous temper tantrum; acting a-fool. Someone who is trying to gain attention be being overly dramatic about something and in turn, is annoying to those around them. Someone who is a whiny-ass baby.

Joe was mad that his boss told him to do his job, so he had a massive brat seizure in front of his colleagues.

by Adulting Is Required December 9, 2016

Type Seizure

When someone is typing as if they are having a seizure.

Tiffany: oMg, GuYs YoU wIlL nEvAr BeLiEvE wHaT hApPeNeD tO mE tOdAy!?!?!??!?!?!?!!

Russel: What's is wrong with you? Are you having a type seizure?

by bitchimmabamf. July 5, 2011

Trick Ass Skiz-Ank

A Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is the absolute skiz-ankiest of all the skiz-anks. No normal skank can stand up to the awesome power that is the Trick Ass Skiz-Ank. In the hoe-underworld the Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is more of a super hero. No trick ass bitches, sluts or even ordinary Skiz-Anks can go toe2toe with this mega slut. The Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is the true epitome of all that is skank, the essence of a true bitch, and the ugliest damn thing you will ever set eyes on!

"Holy shit dude, that Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is coming this way, whadda we do!?"

"Dude settle down, it's not a Trick Ass Skiz-Ank, it's only Godzilla."

"Oh shit man, for a second there I was worried"

by Jake Andrews February 24, 2005