Seinfeld

The best show ever aired on TV. Main characters are: Jerry, George, Elain, and Kramer.

George: Jerry, did you wash this pear?
Jerry: Yeah, I washed it.
George: It looks like it hasn't been washed.
Jerry: So wash it!
George to Sharen: You hear the way he talks to me?
Sharen: You should hear how my boyfriend talks to me.
George and Jerry: ..........

by She Is Hot January 24, 2005

Seinfeldesque

When you get into the situation that leads you to remember a Seinfeld quote.

Guy 1: Haven't we had this conversation before?
Guy 2: You think?
Guy 1: I think we have.
Guy 2: Yeah, maybe we have.
Guy 1: Hey ... this is Seinfeldesque !!!

by rcjerez March 9, 2009

seinfeld bet

A bet that requires a ton of honesty between a group of people. This bet was first introduced in Seinfeld in which a group of people bet on who can the longest with out masterbaiting. However it is quite is easy to win this bet if you lie.

Man I knew I could never go more than 3 weeks with jerking off. I really shouldn't ahve been a part of that seinfeld bet. (Zipper sound trousers drop) Might as well get my money's worth!!!

by Bob is your aunt September 11, 2005

Seinfeld

Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever. It absolutely destroys Friends and The Drew Carey Show. Its a show about "nothing."

The Best Scene Ever (happens to be from Seinfeld)

{Jerry and Sheila standing in line at the Soup Nazi's stand}
JERRY: What are you gonna get?
SHEILA: I'll decide at the last minute.
JERRY: You better decide, sister. You're on deck.
{she begins kissing Jerry}
JERRY: Sheila!
{Soup Nazi pounding on countertop}
JERRY: Uh-oh.
SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line!
SHEILA: I can kiss anywhere I want to.
SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup!
SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving.
{Sheila walks out and then back in while Jerry is desiding soup or girl}
SHEILA: Jerry?
{Jerry turns toward her}
JERRY: Do I know you? <<< I love that line
{Sheila looks offended}

*end of scene*

by dwit August 15, 2006

Seinfeld

The best show ever created for television.

I saw the funniest man alive Jerry Seinfeld yesterday.

by JonMoran February 24, 2004

Seinfeldian

You know you are a Seinfeldian if you argue over the top of a muffin, which marsmallow is bigger or something stupid like that.

by Cool Guy July 18, 2003

Seinfeld

Best sitcom and comedian ever...exactly what a sitcom is supposed to be. I've never heard anyone diss Seinfeld in my life and that's fucking awesome! The main characters are Jerry, the cereal addict; George, the loser with absolutely nothing going for him (my favorite character); Elaine, a woman who suprisingly doesn't have any female friends; Kramer, the hysterical dolt. Don't diss Seinfeld, if you haven't seen any episode out of it's 9 seasons, GO AND WATCH THEM!!!

George: How much do you tip a chamber made?
Guy: Hm...5 bucks a night?
George: 5 bucks a night! 2 and the absolute most!
Guy: Get outta here!

by Quartux (Tyler) September 14, 2005