Sarcasm Singularity

A statement where the level of sarcasm cannot be determined.

A: I can't believe you violated my trust like that!
B: This probably isn't the best time to tell you I've been seeing your ex-wife, is it?
A: For your sake, I'm going to chalk that statement up as a sarcasm singularity.

by Questionably Content July 4, 2011

singularity

a term commonly used on Star Trek to refer to anything the show's crappy writers didn't want to explain in the script.

"OMFG, Captain Kirk!!!1 Its a singularity!" "Shit dawg, thats the third one of them mofo's this week!"

by iced_tea December 26, 2003

portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie July 22, 2008

Simularity

The point after which A.I. generated simulations of people become indistinguishable from the real thing.

When Deep Fake facial video production combines with convincingly accurate voice synthesis, we will have crossed through the Simularity.

by MrMeta4 May 18, 2019

Sexual Singularity

The ratio of men to women that will perpetuate peace on the planet. Under normal conditions, 105 men for every 100 women are born each generation, which sets the species for war and struggle and is the cause of persistent sexual harassment and male domination. A proportion of 80 men for every 100 women would close the gender income gap as it currently exist while 50/100 would more or less equilibrate the demand for sex between the two genders, which is around double for men in aggregate terms. In 2012, Femitheist suggested to bring it down to between 1 and 10 men for every 100 women, which would imply socializing women into having relationships with each other and a complete different understanding of society.

Man, I hope the United Nations apply the Sexual Singularity soon, whatever the new proportion is. I can't wait to have sex with the surplus of young Stacies and Beckies.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! We've got it! The Sexual Singularity will smash the Patriarchy once and for all!

by Fransuti May 9, 2020

The Singularity

The point at which software is able to generate Facebook statuses indistinguishable from those created by man.

When the machines reached The Singularity, mankind had truly lost the war.

by statusmonkey November 12, 2013

secularitis

A funny mental Disease that makes you degrade into secularism.

term given by sham sharma show and kushal mehra of opindia.

OH pappu? he is suffering secularitis don't bother about them.

by APOSTATEPROPHET November 22, 2019