Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

sympathy seeking disorder

Sympathy Seeking Disorder. A made-up term obviously but, for those who don’t quite understand this, it refers to the person who dwells on the “woe is me” aspects of life. They are truly miserable; the eternal victim of life. They reserve the right to communicate their frustrations with their “wrong doer’s” publically to get sympathy, via social media; facebook in particular with extremely obvious status updates which they deem pseudo cryptic. They refuse to take responsibility for their own actions and appear incredibly weak.

All of her FB status's about karma and man bashing since her divorce lead me to believe that she suffers from a sympathy seeking disorder.

by Pal in Oz May 14, 2014

be seeing you!

A phrase of parting taken from the 1960's television series 'The Prisoner', and still in use today. Accompanied by making a circle with one's thumb and index finger, touching it to the forehead and giving a curt salute with the hand. Those in the know usually reply with the response from the series: "And you!"

"be seeing you!"
"and you!"

by Scott March 26, 2004

attention seeking whore

1) someone who will do anything to get attention; namely whore herself out, sleep around, cry for no reason, dance like a slut, etc.
2) someone who has a folder full of their "selfies" on their desktop
3) someone who wears a shirt as a dress and says "oops!!"
4) she feels like she's in constant competition with people even though there CLEARLY is no competition
5) doesn't understand why "good guys don't like her" even though she's obvs a slut

Mary, you're such an attention seeking whore!! Pull your dress down!

by the mary-opposition-coalition March 13, 2009

bird seeding

when you feed birds

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"

by Pati Doku July 18, 2017

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

rent-seeking

Noun: A search for privilege and personal gain through the political process.

Behavior of various agents in society use rent-seeking methods to maximize their market power by means other than socially valuable methods of increasing productive efficiency and the like.

by 2008 BC May 5, 2008