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seagulling

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.
by mynameislucy July 8, 2005
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Seagulled

Past Tense Verb. A Seagulling, or being Seagulled occurs when the ejaculate from a male falls out of the male's partner and onto the male when the partner removes themself from atop the male after sex.
"My wife rode me this morning, but when she got up I got Seagulled."
by PhillyDave January 22, 2014
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seagulling

when you ejaculate into your hand then go up to someone you know or an authority figure and throw it in their face.
Russell Brand talks about what the act of seagulling is,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCelcXkpx4
by brotherinspirit October 23, 2008
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Seagulled

The act of surrounding a car, where two or more persons are having sex in, and masturbating onto the car windows, thus giving the effect of bird poo on the windows
I had a great night dogging the other night, me and the boys really seagulled a Focus, whilst watching some nasty bird fuck her boss on the back seat
by pisshead0 August 18, 2010
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seagull

Ca caaw ca caaw ca caaw!
" Ca caaw!!"
by Ibnu May 4, 2004
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seagulls

People, especally children, who come into resturants and are loud, annoying, and leave shit all over the place. This more fits children the the single digit age because they're usually in swarms and have little to no grace while eatting food.
"I can't believe how much trash i have to clean up from this table, it's all the seagulls fault."
by hailsatan February 15, 2006
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Seagull

Rugby term, slang

A forward, usually tight forward who drifts too wide, and plays half the game at second-five. Of no use to the forward pack as a whole. Usually the domain of arrogant pricks who want to make the highlight reels.

See Showpony
Jason Eaton's a skillful guy, but he's fuckin seagull. Play tighter you girl's blouse.
by Andy 79 June 1, 2006
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