Canadian Seabreeze

A 50/50 mixture of real maple syrup (no fake stuff) and Icy Hot injected into the butthole.

“Hey Steve! Wanna go catch that new Morgan Freeman movie?”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”

by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019

Pan-Seared Cock

A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.

Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?

Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!

by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 17, 2021