Sea Turtled

The act of puking on the beach while passed out and covering it with sand similar to a mother sea turtle

I had a great time at the beach I throwing jellyfish at people until I Sea Turtled all over the beach.

by Youngsteve March 31, 2011

sea turtles

refering to the Adams family of Lake Zurich, Illinois. Family consists of 4 girls, a mom, and a dad. Combined weight of over one ton. They are very slow, they rarley leave their nest (home), they migrate to the beach to lay eggs, go swimming, and just flop around in the lake. Jeremy, the father or "Papa Turtle", is a 39 year old unemployed, unlicenced plumber and roofer, constantly complaining about how he cant find a job, and how his daughters are so fat, when his life consists of laying in his boxers all day and smoking crack cocaine, and selling the dirtiest weed for rock money.

"yo did u go to the sea turtles today?"

"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"

"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"

by Sean Don and Codine October 17, 2008

sea turtling

When one lays face down in the sand spread eagle, digs a hole, throws up in it, buries it and then proceeds to keep drinking.

Kelsey is sea turtling, time for the second part of the party.

by FriendOfSeaTurtling August 14, 2013

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle

“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”

by MissMartini September 7, 2025

seaturtely

1. something that resembles a seaturtle

2. an adjective for awesome

1. Wow you really go with the flow, you are very seaturtely.

2. Reposera you are seaturtely.

by Pro-K-von Music June 10, 2008

The Seaturtle

Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.

"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"

"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"

by TheOneTrueHero July 14, 2022