The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021
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Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.
It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.
On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.
He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.
So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink.
It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.
On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.
He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.
So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink.
1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.
2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.
3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.
3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
by Eric Cartman (alias JPEXS) September 22, 2008
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Get the scuttlebub mug.A person who plays position very well but doesnt reveal anything but what they want to reveal out of their spot
The scuttlebug does an excellent job of making examples but can never seem to accomplish it's own love
by funkyfunkyfresh November 4, 2022
Get the Scuttlebug mug.(noun) One who continues to casually hookup with someone after they know the other person has caught feelings.
(Verb) To casually hookup with someone
else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.
(Verb) To casually hookup with someone
else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.
(1) "She's such a Scuttlefuck, she only hooks up with you when you're drunk".
(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."
(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."
by TheOriginalAustin March 7, 2019
Get the Scuttlefuck mug.Someone with a rank rear that appears lumpy or rumpled. If one farts while sitting too often, without changing or airing their shorts. Someone who has a cling-on at a toga party. Usually refers to the ass area of the body including something discusting.
by Drake Dragoon July 18, 2005
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