scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

scorching take

A huge hot take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!

by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021

searching for truffles

The act of oral sex which inevitably leads to the sound a swine might make whilst foraging for fungi

Girls love it when guys go searching for truffles in their never regions

by Lovin'theladyboys May 18, 2015

Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

Scurring

To avoid paying taxes

I was going to pay taxes but I would be better off scurring.

by Wrongbet March 23, 2009

Scorching

It's hot. Like my face

Akash is scorching. Ooh la la.

by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

Profile Sourcing

The term used by social media gurus when they use fake profiles to boost their follower/like numbers.

A: "Look at these numbers! Our asses are gonna get kicked. Can't you use that fake profile trick- you know the one where you pretend to be a 27 year old hot girl in your bikini?"
B: "It's called Profile Sourcing!"
A: "Of course it is dear :-/ "

by laracroft10 June 12, 2010