scrumling

minion, twerp, loser, someone lower that you

Hunter, from McC is such a scrumling it is ridiculous.
I CANT BELEIVE HUNTER CHEATED ON YOU 3 TIMES...what a scrumling!!

by yoyoyoho May 9, 2008

Crumpkin

The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.

After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!

by Pam Landry July 7, 2009

scrumpdiddlyumtious

A word that means "tasty" or "delicious." This word was made famous by the 1971 classic, "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory."

That ice cream is scrumpdiddlyumtious!

by Nolan Dean March 21, 2005

butt scrumping

The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place

Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

scrumplings

1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking

Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.

by MCH51 October 23, 2004

Scrumping

the act of stealing apples, nothing more. Either stealing froma tree, orchard or store. The one who scrumps is called the scrump or scrumper.

When Glen asked about the apples, Phil said that he went scrumping at Todd's house.

by Arshakuni October 25, 2007

scrumaging

searching for something you're pretty sure you have in order to save a trip to walmart for more

i've been scrumaging for folders but i can't seem to fnd any

by Marching Marshall One August 9, 2005