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When you poop and puke at the same time
by The Glantser September 23, 2025
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Screenshot Goodies

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.
Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"
by David The Strange May 28, 2009
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If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)
Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.
by Wes Jones April 23, 2008
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screenshot thot

bitch who screenshots everything
bro 1: bro tatiana screenshotted my dick pic
bro 2: she’s such a screenshot thot, she screenshots everything
by megan.is.a.thot March 3, 2019
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Screenshot Gambit

When you post a statement the owner of the server disagrees with and screenshot it, so that if they delete it you can post the screenshot to make them look like an opinion censoring ass. Usually results in a ban since there's nothing they can counter it with, but if enough people see it, it can be DEVASTATING to that person's reputation.
GuyMan: Hey, did you see me pull the screenshot gambit on DumbIdiot last night?

DudePerson: Yeah, I can't believe he actually fell for it, what a dumbass.
by Bada-Bomb October 24, 2017
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Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.
fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened
by bangfish September 22, 2009
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Screenshot and Send

(verb, noun) This phrase describes a situation in which a person takes a screenshot of their text or DM conversation with another person (sometimes containing incriminating or private information) and sends it to a third person/party who may or may not be directly involved. Ex. taking a screenshot of a threat from your brother to your parents to get him into trouble. Sometimes Screenshot and Send can be used rather innocently. Ex. Someone confesses their love to you in text and you screenshot and send to your friend to get advice on how to respond. Screenshot-and-sends can include photos.
(verb) "This random number just sent me a text message in Russian. I'm about to screenshot and send this!"

(noun) "That screenshot and send got your brother in trouble."
by Flappjack November 1, 2019
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