scranton

i am from valleystream long island i lived in an townhouse with an alleyway the whole bit it was pretty urban then i moved to scranton the most backward stupid hick fukin place in the mothafukin world they are all wiggers or punks hicks the little fukin hicks think they are so fucking hard it histericle thank god i moved back to new york
people in scranton are hicks and the steamtown mall sucks n scranton is the 2nd safest city in america asshole
by richie January 01, 2005
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Scranton

The dirtiest, most Faggiest,place i've ever had the DIS-pleasure to "visit"! I heard they were going to rename it
"Inceston", Scince 99.9% of the population is the result of inbreeding. Funny thing about Scranton... no dentists! At least I think there isn't, scince none of the "Scrantonions" have anymore than three (3) teeth in their blowholes! At least to live on "Strong Island" you need to have a good amount of CA$H, infact my toilet bowlcost more $ than any so called house in that shithole!
The town "motto" for Scranton is...
" Come to Scranton,the city where incest is best"!
by mavros April 14, 2006
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Scranton

A popular Chinese soup consisting of broth and noodles.
I always order scranton soup when we go out for Chinese food.
by Cpt.Flint August 26, 2005
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scranton

lala where in newyork are u from n there preppy hicsk n look at all the fukin wiggers that walk around sayin im a hick whts up dogg n u can stfu bitch
lala is a little bitch from scranton
by richie January 08, 2005
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Scranton Tuxedo

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.
You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.
by NEPA Native March 17, 2011
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Scranton Bagel

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.
Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!
by Rad-a September 22, 2006
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scranton blackfoot

when you wake up from an evening in the hill section and your feet are covered in a combination of dirt, beer, and possibly feces from basement parties
What the hell happened to your feet?

Oh, that's just Scranton blackfoot.
by lackawanna wonderful September 01, 2008
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