A proud nation of people that were born in Scotland.

Scottish men wear the traditional kilt at celebrations like weddings.

Scottish people vary from sponging scum that don't work, to people that are from hard working class backgrounds, and then there's the posh people from places like Bearsden.

Famous Scottish beverages are, Irn Bru which is a soft drink, Whisky - famous the world over, then there's Tennents Lager.

Famous Scottish treats are tablet & shortbread.

Haggis is something people only usually eat once a year on Burns night. (I am 34, Scottish and never ate haggis and don't plan too thank you. I have never eaten a fried mars bar and don't know any Scottish person that has.) I know some numpty English people that have ate fried mars bars though!

Also it is widely known that Scottish people don't like English people.

Most Scottish people love a laugh, have a great sense of humour and know how to throw a great party!

There are many different Scottish accents depending on what area you are from.

Scottish people would love to be an independent country separate from England, but the English want to keep a hold of Scotland do bleed the country dry of all money and resources as they know the have a little goldmine in their hands and will never let go.

The most common hair colour of Scottish people is actually brunette, then blonde, then very few are red heads/ginger.

Also Scottish people are great inventors, think about certain products used over the world and you will usually find that a Scottish person invented it.




Scottish Haggis - Yuk
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" Also Negroes turned inside out." The Scottish are a cultured and intelligent people who have been discriminated against in both England and America. Believe me, those WASPs weren't always holding parades for us. They used to burn our churchs, lynch us, fire us first, hire us last. Plus, since we were all poor, did all that jigging, and drank a lot they didn't consider us white. They used to call us "negroes turned inside out." So don't take your heritage for granted, my fellow Scottsmen. We've been through a lot. Thats probably why Scottish women are some of the most strong-willed, brave women in the world, a long with black, italian, irish and jewish women. The same goes for our hard-working men, who gave their lives on the assembly lines. Never forget.

Know your roots, my fellow Scottsmen. Scottish pride
The coolest guys you will ever meet. Scottish
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Proud nation who generally like to hate the English and hold onto past events- easily influenced by Mel Gibson films.
Scottishman- Brave heart was insane. Mel Gibson dipicted the Scottish struggle against the wankers of England just perfectly; seeing those heads severed really made my day.
Englishman- Yeah that was pretty cool! sorry about all that by the way, we were jerks back then.
scottish man- FRRRRRREEEEEDOMMM *hacks englishman's head off with a make-shift sword*
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The Scottish culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the (not uptight part of the) English culture, the Flemish culture and this one.
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Scottish, when referring to scottish ppl great! Im scottish and drink whiskey, dont eat haggis, LOVE men in kilts and pipers! CRy everytime sum1 mentions th film braveheart, say braw whenever i can, cant understand th broons and am extremely proud of my heritage! I embrace my steroetype! and if u wanna escape it whatever! I dunno any1 called jock or jimmy and we all hate gingers! see: minging

KILTS ROCK!
"check the braw scottish piper swigin the whiskey! "
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Referring to the accent.
The Scottish accent is the most popular in the UK according to a recent BBC poll. The scottish accent may include words from the Scots language but they are not the same thing.
Milk is pronounced "mulk"
Fish is "fush"

Gavin Hastings the rugby player has a good scottish accent.
by Geggs January 23, 2005
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"A nation of racism towards England.
I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.

To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:

1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland

There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"

Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.
I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish!
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