pooper scooper

Used in place of "Oh, shit." especially when trying not to curse.

"I lost my car keys. Oh, Pooper Scooper."

by Steve December 22, 2003

Pooper-Scooper

The act of applying feces to one's hand and then performing a "scooping" action to another person's nipple, leaving a fecal residue smear covering the nipple area.

Frederick calmly walked up to Jonathan and swiftly used a Pooper-Scooper move upon Jonathan's right nipple, smearing a smelly fecal coating of poop on Jonathan's nipple.

by cajackel July 10, 2010

pooper scooper

Someone who works at a vet clinic and cleans up all the defecation from the kenneled animals.

I worked at LAHC as a pooper scooper for two years and accidently ate a butt nugget once.

by MrAcuraIntegra August 14, 2003

cum scooper

The skin on the end of some mammalian penii which is used to scoop cum out of a mate's vagina

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Scooper Duper

Not a drink at sonic

-"hey man, have you tried a scooper duper from sonic?"

-"There is no such thing!"

by Scott Limeade January 25, 2011

pooper scooper

a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.

t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!

by Pirates Treasure November 7, 2008

Pooper Scooper

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.

yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.

by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008