Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.
Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
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Get the Slurping Schlong mug.Similar to slurring your words or slurring your text; it is a condition that occurs while drunk when your mind gets slurred. You think about things you would never thing about or you can't put together what people are saying or doing. When your are slurring your thoughts is usually the time you being to think sexting your ex is good idea but you end up slurring your text and they never understand.
Me: Hey, what's up?
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.
by Beloni Pony April 20, 2010
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Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."
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Get the Slurping mug.When an equation such as F(x) oscillates between positive and negative values of F, even though the given situation of the problem make it impossible for the function to have a negative value, regardless of the value of the independent variable. For example a function of how many apples you have. How the fuck can you have a negative number of apples?
1. Question involving sclurving -A 550 gallon tank contains 100 gallons of water in which there are 200 pounds
of dye dissolved. At time t = 0, a solution of dye dissolved in water begins to
enter the tank in such a way that precisely at time t > 0 and until the tank is
full, the instantaneous rate of entry is 2t gallons per hour with a instantaneous
concentration of dye equal to sin(t^2 /300) pounds per gallon. Additionally, at
time t = 0, the tank begins to drain in such a way that at precisely time t > 0
and until the tank is full, the (well-stirred) tank empties at the instantaneous
rate of t gallons per minute.
Answer- who gives a shit because the sin function is negative at some values of t, and there's no such thing as a negative concentration of dye. Now that's "sclurving"
of dye dissolved. At time t = 0, a solution of dye dissolved in water begins to
enter the tank in such a way that precisely at time t > 0 and until the tank is
full, the instantaneous rate of entry is 2t gallons per hour with a instantaneous
concentration of dye equal to sin(t^2 /300) pounds per gallon. Additionally, at
time t = 0, the tank begins to drain in such a way that at precisely time t > 0
and until the tank is full, the (well-stirred) tank empties at the instantaneous
rate of t gallons per minute.
Answer- who gives a shit because the sin function is negative at some values of t, and there's no such thing as a negative concentration of dye. Now that's "sclurving"
by disgruntled Trinity student February 4, 2009
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by Wyspussyhole May 14, 2020
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Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.
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