Shit schwaggling

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

by Doogaloog January 6, 2008

Schwilly

A drunk, To be a drunk.

I am queen Schwilly!

by Schwilly February 14, 2005

Shwiggy

1. a situation or noun in which conditions are favorable.
2. something attractive
3. see didi

by Ryan M. June 12, 2003

Schwaggle

A pack or group of people who's median weight is greater than 260 lbs each. Usually spotted near food courts.

I felt the earth tremble, but then I noticed the Schwaggle over in the food court.

by FUPA HUNTER August 7, 2011

schwirly

A name usually used to identify different females who are not worth remembering by name. In case of multiples, they are assigned numbers.

my friend : "say dog wheres our bro at?"
me : "I think he's with schwirly6"

by heimy January 6, 2009

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?

a cool/unique way of asking what's up

John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)

by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 1, 2009

schwiggle

sexy ass motha fucka

damn cassie ur so schwiggle.

by whitedragon1995 September 23, 2009