Schweff

Somebody who tries to hit on girls, but only stays in the friendzone for ever, and ever, and ever ever. Basically a schweff is the personification of friendzone.

"Hey, did you stay over at Lara's last night?"
"Nah mate, nothing happened, I just walked her back to her ex boyfriend's house.."
"Aaa mate you're a massive schweff!!!"

Schweff by StellaDrinkerNotts June 21, 2017

Schweffer 

Somewhere between a relentless flirt and a pervert.

He can't help himself, as soon as he sees a group of women he's straight over there. Such a schweffer.

Schweffer by TheHotsteppa May 17, 2018

Schwery 

The man with a tiny pee pee and just loves it. He loves the men very much and is a poo tang.

There once was this boy with the last name Schwery. He always liked his pee pee and couldn't get enough of it.

Schwery by Jared Schwery May 4, 2018

Schweffer 

Somewhere between a relentless flirt and a pervert.

He can't help himself, as soon as he sees a group of women he's straight over there. Such a schweffer.

Schweffer by TheHotsteppa June 8, 2018

Schwefte 

Snorting the deadly concoction of bubble and MD.

Mate I can't wait to get on it tonight, going to get so schwefte

Schwefte by drugLord45 October 3, 2018

Schweff

Manlike kenny

Kenny the schweff

Schweff by Trapao September 26, 2019

Schweyome 

A sound effect that usually get uttered when the mental scale of the group ranges anywhere from 1-3 on a scale of 10; or is uttered when there is nothing else to say.

Person1: *Silence*
Person2: Schweyome!

Schweyome by xFreii March 13, 2021