Schreiner University 

This school blows. If you are thinking about going here............... don't! My roommate once said " I think this was the worst mistake I ever made."(speaking of his choice to attend Schreiner). Schreiner's girl to boy ratio may be 2:1 but the ratio of hot girls to boys is more like 1:50

Drake: I'm going to Schreiner University next fall!!1
Jordan: Awww man that blows

Schreiner University by TitsMcGee189 February 4, 2010

Schroedling

The act of taking a phone call when other people are waiting for you.

Are you schroedling me?

Schroedling by mrglenna April 26, 2019

schneeblings

The last bit of a piece of food e.g the last square of chocolate or the crumbs and broken bits of a piece of cake.

Can I get a schneeblings of that iced bun?

schneeblings by Darkshadow987 June 24, 2007

schreeping

The art of having an afternoon snooze to shake off a hangover and enable oneself to back up for another night of shenanigans, whilst not actually sleeping much and just lying in bed creeping on facebook.

"Hey bro - are you coming out tonight?"
"Yeah I'm keen as, just schreeping it up atm in preparation for the feshtivities"

schreeping by ceiling cat August 12, 2012

schreiner university 

a small university located in Kerrville, texas. most kids go here because they gave them alot of money. schreiner likes to think they are prestigious, but really they have alot of dirty laundry swept under the rug, if you know what i mean. schreiner is kind of like high school. people know your shit, and tell everyone; there are sluts; and kids who do drugs. schreiner also has amazing pizza in the schreiner diner they are good at getting people here but not at keeping them here. also, they have a haunted dorm that su gets bad publicity about. they are using it for "office space" in the near future...yeah, right..

mommy, i want to go to schreiner university when i get big! i love ghosts and gossip!!

schreiner university by come2papa12 February 27, 2009

Schelling

Where you give points to an argument without evidence seriously, and then do it again despite being proven wrong.

Person 1: “ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he says this with no evidence.

Group of people: “No its not” - proceeds to show evidence that Person 1 is wrong.

Person 1: “Nope ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he repeats his un-evidenced point despite being proven wrong by multiple people in the group, he is schelling.

Schelling by Bandit “main” June 20, 2020

Megan Louise Scheulin 

Megan Louise Scheulin is a very sexy southern weiner, who tends to like to sit on its lawn chair all day and talk to its best friend, who is imaginary, and they like to talk about cat-fish. Cat-fish is what Megan Louise Scheulin catches for fun, because she has a pond out side her house, that she usually likes to go swimming in. It is filled with snapping turtles who once took a big chunk outta her very sexy southern weiner.

My weiner is a Megan Louise Scheulin

Megan Louise Scheulin by GagaOompa July 20, 2010