Schwasted

To be more drunk than the norm for the person being described.

Look at your mom...man, she's schwasted!

You alright? You look pretty schwasted.
Let's get schwastey tonight!

by neogemima April 9, 2009

schwasted

to be completely and utterly totally F*CKED UP!!!! FUBAR!!!!

im gonna get schwasted on ST. PATTYS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam adams my flippin name March 12, 2008

feng schwasted

a surrounding harmonious atmosphere encouraging a state of intoxication

The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted.

by aliceflame July 29, 2011

schwasted

A word that Maria likes to use in her away messages even though it is clearly not part of the English language.

"Umich is so boring, all we do is get schwasted"

by Atrain April 28, 2004

schwasted

A word used by little kids who think they're drunk

That party got me so schwasted last night.. I don't remember anything after I fell asleep.. I might have been on marijuana

by genericwhitemale February 10, 2008

schwasted

when your get so drunk you trying to proclaim yourself "super wasted" but can only mutter the single word SCHWASTED

dude bro man, last party i banged 32 biotches and got schwasted! (high five and butt slaps follow among ultimate bros and frats)

by alokaler November 1, 2010

feng schwasted

When a surrounding harmonious atmosphere is encouraging of a state of intoxication

"The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted."

by Michael Donnelly November 26, 2007