shplinky

Very awesome and sigma, similar to Skrunkly/Scrungly or however it’s spelled. It is very good at describing cats.

Guy: your cat is so cute what’s his name
Guy 2: his name is shunkabunk
Guy: that’s so shplinky

by Perrybluish February 8, 2025

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023