Schooner

Fucking sexiest man alive.
has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.

1. -Hey did you see (blank)'s new haircut? OMG he is sex in a can!

-agreed! he is such a Schooner!

by LOVERS! December 17, 2010

schoonering

#1
The Action Of Getting Into One's Pants ..

#2
The Process Of Getting Into Ones Pants

I Think SpiderMan Is Going To Do Some Schoonering Tonight

by The(famous) March 19, 2008

Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012

Schoner

When you are messing around with a hot chick, and right before sex you cant get a boner because you have to shit so bad.

I was about to nail the hot neighbor chick but then I got a massive schoner.

by bluntfest69 June 24, 2010

schoener

s retard that is a klutz and sucks cock and masturbates his moms dick. He enjoys the sight of naked dogs and men. If you see him on the street make sure that you call the animal control and if you are armed attack him. Even though he is 3 feet tall and it will be hard to spot him one the street.

Look there is schoener and his whoreish mother.

Schoener is a fag.

by Jessica March 15, 2005

Schooner

Large male genitalia; another word for large penis or dick.

Damn, that guy definitely has a schooner, I can see it through his grey sweatpants.

by user12369420 February 4, 2021

Schonert

Schonert, part of a large family line. Many Schonerts are nice, and one of them has many fame ( Turk Schonert NFL quarterback for the Bengals, Falcons, and Bears(I think) ) Very large family, and plenty of money.

Schonert is a nice fellow, don't you think?

by -Nakita- April 25, 2023