School Bus 

1. A yellow bus-like vehicle that takes kids to school. They are often driven by incompetent drivers (usually old people or immigrants). They are also cramped and uncomfortable for older students, as school districts tend to use the same buses for high school as the ones they use for the kindergarten.

2. A term for any boxy, large, or cumbersome vehicle in a video game

1. Angry mom: Get your rear out of bed or you'll miss the school bus!

2. Person 1: Damn, is that SU-14 ugly or what?

Person 2: Yep, it's a school bus

School Bus by Carbon'05 June 14, 2012

School Bus 

1) Long, Yellow Vehicle that is overcrowded, smelly, and Filled with drunk ass kids who will most likely blow up the damn thing while having parkour contests on the seats and yelling "DICK!" or "(Inset Name Here) is gay!" as they are transported to school.

3) Vehicle that contains these people:
The Fortniters: Usually 3 or 4 sixth graders that play Fortnite with volume on full blast. Fun to Watch. Favorite phrase seems to be "ur Trash!"
The Idiots: Majority of population, they do anything and everything dumb. DO NOT INTERACT!
The Teacher's Pet: that one kid who sits in the front, studies, and is probably hiding a machete in their bag. Either a friendly acquaintance or your worst enemy.
The Chill One: Usually only one kid who you talk to and is the only reason you havent already committed suicide. STICK WITH THEM, THEY ARE YOUR ONLY HOPE.
The Gossip Girls: Girls that always are talking about social media, their nails, and their hair. Usually the ones that initiate conversation with you and tell everyone who you like.
The Hot Chick: i know this one can only be recognised by straight males or lesbian females, but she is the one that is so amazing that she can turn a shit day into the best moment of your life. she is the one reason you are alive. There are some cons though, she's rarely on and your dumb friends already know you like her. Probably not in any of your classes either.

Teacher "describe your bus"
Kid "oh, my school bus? Ok. It's long, yellow, crowded, and filled with morons."

School Bus by Dragonborn13131 September 30, 2018

school bus 

The thing that takes you to hell.

O fuck here comes the school bus.

school bus by One little hellian February 10, 2017

School bus 

It is a yellow 2mg xanax stick that is time released.

Yo i was on a school bus yesterday i don't remember what happened

Can i take a ride on the school bus bro?

I don't remember cursing out my teacher... "Dude you popped 2 school buses before class"

School bus by gerThaBear September 8, 2013

school bus 

A large yellow and black vehicle used for transporting children and teenagers alike to a hellhole called school. Often times, the bus seats are really uncomfortable, and the temperature is not controlled well, let alone that the passengers are normally idiots and try to get on your nerves in the best way possible. In the summer the bus gets too hot but in the winter it's too cold. Ironically the children and adults use the exact same bus, resulting in crowded buses with absolutely no leg room in between seats.

I hate the school bus because it's filled with idiots.

school bus by eleveador March 6, 2014

School bus 

A free trasnport service to hell

I saw that yellow bus that comes everyday to take me to hell. Its the School bus

School bus by LB- February 27, 2022

School bus 

When a Asian woman has 2 or more dicks inside her.

Jackie Ming is such a whore when she got school bused those two guys last night.

School bus by RR's January 10, 2014