schnabled

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

schlub scrub

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

by McKupe March 12, 2015

Schnibblet

A small snack to placate moderate hunger

Ohh, I fancy a little schnibblet... maybe some churros

by honestgrapies June 9, 2018

schnuggle

The combination of a cuddle, huggle, and snuggle. They are used toward people affectionately, such as showing love or friendship, sometimes as foreplay. It may seem very similar to just 1 of the 3 combined phrases, but you will realize a schnuggle when it happens due to the added awesomeness and epicness.

Carmelle: "You are rad! Let's schnuggle under the moonlight.'

Linden: "Totally, I love you!"

by Meatasaurus June 24, 2009

Schnobble

1. A random word used by 0.0000001% of people in America to describe how you are not listening and how you really dont care what a person is saying.

Wife-I told you to fix the fence a month ago,and also shave you beard.I want kids.And also,TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!!! YOU-sCHNOBBLE...

by Alex 3 December 24, 2008

schluballybub

Word devised by Janet on Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, meaning the feeling you get when you see someone you love, fancy etc.

^ mentioned all above, nothing more too it

by Summer January 1, 2005

Schaubism

Schaubism - Using or pronouncing a word, name, colloquialism, figure of speech incorrectly particularly in a context where you're acting as an authority.

Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.

"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."

George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism

by GayOwlOneLove June 1, 2018